About the Shitty Writter

So, I'm the shitty writer from the title.

The main reason why I'm here and not on some other website is because my wifi sucks and won't let me on Tumblr. Tumblr's great, it lets you look snarky and creative without actually have to do stuff. Like writing.
But with Blogger/Blog Spot, or whatever, you actually have to contribute. Well, shit, what am I going to do now? It's been a long day with 75% of my data usage up, I have nothing to do but watch movies and twiddle my thumbs. We haven't had television service since the Bush administration, so that's out of the question, and there's no fucking way I'm going to do anything actually productive, like unpack all of my shit from college.

What'a a poor film student to do? (Literally poor, every penny is going to be feeding me the next two semesters while I'm abroad.)

So here's my assignment: Watch 1-3 shitty movies every week and write a review about it. I already have 12 awful looking slashers lined up (from the $5 rack at Wal-Mart) and I have no excuse not to.

If you have any film recommendations, please let me know.